Kisah BUsH , ObaMa dan Ajoi

Bush, Obama dan Ajoi

Malaysia VS Britain

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Malaysian English is much Better then Proper English


Who says our English is teruk (terrible). Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call. Make it snappy.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

ReHaT OTaK !!

KaNCIL 660 VS Evo VS Ferrari

Pada suatu malam yang hening dan sunyi di lebuhraya
utara selatan kelihatan sebuah kancil putih tersadai di sebelah lane
kerosakan. Ada orang tua yang berdiri disebelahnya,pemilik kancil tu
sedang berjalan kehulu kehilir cuba menahan kereta supaya membantu.tidak
ada sebuah kereta pun berhenti.tiba-tiba datangla sebuah kereta evo
7 berhenti di sebelah kancil tadi.

"Ada apa nie pakcik,kereta rosak ke?"tanya pemuda
berusia dalam lingkungan 20an."a'ha rosak "jawap pakcik tu simple
aje....